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    January 03, 2020 1 min read

    As a kid, I always loved Sunday afternoons when we would lay in front of the fireplace and read the funny paper. Silly jokes are near and dear to my heart, so here are a few that I posted on Instagram this year. Enjoy!

     

    Dad Joke - what lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreak

    why are fish at the bottom of the sea? because they dropped out of school

    how did the pirate get his jolly roger so cheap? He bought it on sail

    why did the fish blush? He saw the boats bottom

    what did the ocean say to the shore? nothing, it just waved

    why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels

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